It's being reported by the Lame Stream Media that the Dash are off to an 0-4 start.  Team President Logan Casper, a self-proclaimed stable genius, labels these claims "Fake News."  Logan further deems the season start to be "perfect."  Logan also assured the fans that, even if the rumors were true, he's not to blame as the buck stops with the players and he's done everything correctly.  Logan went on to assure the Dash Nation that any such losses will magically disappear as the weather warms up.  Finally, Logan abruptly ended his press conference by claiming "this is all a hoax and everything is under control.  Sad."